It Looked Like A Normal House... Until I Saw The Fourth Bedroom And Began To Laugh Uncontrollably For 7 Minutes Straight! The Wallpaper! The Curtains! My, What A Room! Whee-hee-hee!!!
It Looked Like A Dog. Then I Zoomed In And Realised It Was A Baby Hippo. Then I Zoomed Further And Saw It For What It Was: 3 Chinchillas In A Miniature Pantomime Horse Costume. But It Didn't Stop There.
This Four-Year-Old Gives A Speech About Toothpaste That Utterly Broke Me To My Core, Then A Five-Year-Old's Goofy Dance Built Me Back Up. Finally, A Six-Year-Old's Haiku Turned Me To Mush. I Have Deep-Seated Emotional Issues.
When I Saw The First Robot I Thought Nothing Of It But Then I Passed Two More And Then A Big Pile Of Robots, Then I Realised I Was In A Robot Factory. What Happened Next Was I Was Asked To Leave A Robot Factory!
When I Heard About This Cat I Screamed But That Is Because Someone Jumped Out At Me With The Video Playing On Their Phone. My Second Reaction Was To Call The Police About The Jumping Out But Not About The Cat.
27 Of The Funniest Borp Stimpsan Quotes Ever In The History Of The World. This Is Not A Typo. Borp Stimpsan Is A Fantastic Character I Made Up With My Friend Jeff.
What If I Told You You've Been Using Urinals Wrong Your Entire Life? Now What If I Told You It Was Me Because I Thought They Were For Shoe-Washing? Mind. Totally. Blown.
19 Wacky Ways Clock Towers And Grassy Knolls Factor Into The Manifestos Of Maniacs.
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Whoa! This Scene In A 1975 Shark Thriller Movie Made Me Jump Out Of My Skin With 1000% Fear But Then Laugh Super Loud When A Guy Says A Thing About A Boat. You Will Use This Catchphrase About Big Boats Forever.
7 Essential Facts About Chocolate That Made Me Vomit From Sheer Joy And Then Smack My Head On The Wall Until I Bled And Had To Call A Doctor But I'm Okay Now. Chocolate Lovers Unite!!
This List Of Perceptual Phenomena Made Me Smell The Colour Yellow With My Ears After I Drank Something Called ‘Electric Kool-Aid’.
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