My Weekly Shopping List (Part 3)

Toothbrush

Toothpaste

Teethbrush

Teethpaste

Hairsbrush

Eyesglasses

Earsbuds

Orange juice

Green juice

Yellow juice

Red juice

Juice-powered traffic lights

Traffic-powered juicer

Juiced-up bouncer

Bouncy castle

Bouncy drawbridge

Bouncy trebuchets, catapults & ballistae

Bouncy mobile army surgical hospital

M*A*S*H* DVD (final episode only)

L  O  S  T   DVDs (all except final episode)

M*A*S*H*E*D P*O*T*A*T*O*E*S (Instant)

Smashed Potato (Local Artisanal Vodka)

Smashed Avocado / Deposit on first home (choose one)

Haversham’s Guide to Topical Humour (1885 First Edition)

Health Toast

A Toast To My Health

Champagne (for my real friends)

Max Payne (for my gamer friends)

Max Headroom (only 80s kids remember)